How I wasted 10 years learning to play guitar

If you’re reading this, them I’m guessing you and I have a few things in common: We both love metal music We both play guitar, or, are learning to (ideally the learning never stops) If you are not learning to play guitar, then this is an interesting story for you to read. If you are learning, or you are thinking of learning, then hopefully this story will save you literally years of pain.